Drop the evidence
Upload a clear photo of your bedroom, office, kitchen, dorm, or other design crime. RoomRoast analyzes the whole scene—not just the furniture.
AI interior criticism engine
Your room asked for this roast.
Upload a photo. Get a savage, share-ready AI verdict. Then turn the punchlines into an affordable redesign you can actually pull off.
First roast free. No designer consultation required.
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Roast preview
“Your lamp is doing more emotional labor than the entire room.”
The RoomRoast promise
Brutal jokes. Honest boundaries.
Private by default
Your room is not posted unless you choose to share it.
Roast the decor
The comedy targets the space—not the person living in it.
Useful after funny
Every paid fix is practical, budget-aware, and specific.
From cringe to considered
One photo. Four acts of constructive chaos.
RoomRoast makes interior design advice entertaining enough to share—and concrete enough to use.
Get absolutely cooked
Receive a savage, specific AI roast that calls out the blank walls, cable nests, suspicious lighting, and furniture choices you hoped nobody noticed.
Built to escape the group chat
Download punchy captions or a short voiceover result designed for vertical social posts.
Post the damage
Turn the verdict into a captioned, share-ready post or short voiceover video built for group chats, Reels, and roast battles.
Then fix the room
When the laughing stops, unlock a practical mood board, affordable swaps, and shoppable suggestions tailored to your space.
Pay for the fix, not the laugh
Start with public humiliation. Upgrade to redemption.
Straightforward plans for one chaotic room or an entire camera roll of questionable choices.
The Roast
For one room brave enough to be seen.
$0
- One AI room roast
- Share-ready text result
- Private by default
Best comeback
Roast + Fix It
Laugh first. Leave with a real redesign plan.
$9 / room
- Savage AI roast
- Personalized mood board
- Layout and styling direction
- Budget-aware shopping links
- Share-ready caption
- One refreshed plan
Roast Pass
For creators, couples, and serial movers.
$12 / month
- 10 room roasts monthly
- Text and voiceover exports
- Roast battle formats
- Save every result
Before you submit evidence
Fair questions. Unfairly funny answers.
Your beige era ends here
Upload the room. We’ll bring the smoke.
Get your first roast free, share the verdict, and fix what the algorithm drags.
Roast my room